Post by redsycorax on Oct 4, 2022 2:37:57 GMT
On Earth-862, Batptomaine is a somewhat confused sixties television series. It's rather like a bad soap opera, with some particularly strange alien loan words.
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Episode 62: "The Stoker is Vegan/And Batptomaine Sends Out for Cajun"
The Stoker was engaging in a spoken word soliloquy:
"You're bald now, twit,
you're going to hell,
straight from your caffeine jungle,
straight from your piles, your piles,
You're running around clucking
It's rather swell.
Don't ring that bell.
It's my knell too
But I know I'm darned.
Put that in the stew.
So you weren't capable
of dancing in the dell.
For me it's easy,
running pell-mell.
More nonsense about caffeine jungles
It's full of gel.
Hard like my make up
And bright green
And no romantic delusions
About this series duration.
It suits you well
Particularly when you yell.'
"What was that all about?" Reuben the Goy Wonder asked in bewilderment at the above declamation.
"Search me." Batptomaine (Brush Whine) shrugged
"Don't get moral with me, you carnivore! You've had to have your lips round sausages twice today, already, haven't you?! I told you not to eat them." The Stoker retorted angrily
"This is my Batptomainecave, I'll do whatever I want. And no-one asked you anyway, you henting phupe! Everyone knows you hang around with low-rent quemps all the time, you vumping jint!"
"You'll korlack any syndak you want if they give you a chance, you goshdarned carnivore!" The Stoker sneered back at him.
"Don't you call me that, you garishly made up freaking meklar!" Batptomaine snapped in response.
"You vork, you're going to gliibiz me with your dirty sleshtraps, you croggling vork! You're going to give me qlonghuish one day, you dirty gleebish!" The Stoker screeched back at Batptomaine.
"You'd better watch your mouth or I'll korlack your feet and no-one will glibbiz your ugly sleshtraps, you croggling meklar!" At which point Batptomaine and the Stoker got into a face-slapping contest, with assorted Pow Whams and Socks.
[Unfortunately, the Multiverse Interlingual Translator Vocabulary Database is down for maintenance, so we can't possibly translate that little mutual insult session that you've just encountered, which is probably just as well as it doesn't sound like particularly savoury repartee. However, it appears that the Stoker is ridiculing Batptomaine for being a carnivore, Batptomaine responds by belittling the Stoker's facepaint and the Stoker replies by accusing Batptomaine of exposing him to something indeterminate, leading to the outbreak of hostilities and interpersonal conflict. Batptomaine ran for three seasons on the Notional Broadcasting Service, one of RUSSIA's three networks and along the way the character was joined by Rueben, his sidekick, Batarella, his female equivalent and supervillains like the aforementioned Stoker, the Fiddler, Lattewoman, ad nauseum.]
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Episode 62: "The Stoker is Vegan/And Batptomaine Sends Out for Cajun"
The Stoker was engaging in a spoken word soliloquy:
"You're bald now, twit,
you're going to hell,
straight from your caffeine jungle,
straight from your piles, your piles,
You're running around clucking
It's rather swell.
Don't ring that bell.
It's my knell too
But I know I'm darned.
Put that in the stew.
So you weren't capable
of dancing in the dell.
For me it's easy,
running pell-mell.
More nonsense about caffeine jungles
It's full of gel.
Hard like my make up
And bright green
And no romantic delusions
About this series duration.
It suits you well
Particularly when you yell.'
"What was that all about?" Reuben the Goy Wonder asked in bewilderment at the above declamation.
"Search me." Batptomaine (Brush Whine) shrugged
"Don't get moral with me, you carnivore! You've had to have your lips round sausages twice today, already, haven't you?! I told you not to eat them." The Stoker retorted angrily
"This is my Batptomainecave, I'll do whatever I want. And no-one asked you anyway, you henting phupe! Everyone knows you hang around with low-rent quemps all the time, you vumping jint!"
"You'll korlack any syndak you want if they give you a chance, you goshdarned carnivore!" The Stoker sneered back at him.
"Don't you call me that, you garishly made up freaking meklar!" Batptomaine snapped in response.
"You vork, you're going to gliibiz me with your dirty sleshtraps, you croggling vork! You're going to give me qlonghuish one day, you dirty gleebish!" The Stoker screeched back at Batptomaine.
"You'd better watch your mouth or I'll korlack your feet and no-one will glibbiz your ugly sleshtraps, you croggling meklar!" At which point Batptomaine and the Stoker got into a face-slapping contest, with assorted Pow Whams and Socks.
[Unfortunately, the Multiverse Interlingual Translator Vocabulary Database is down for maintenance, so we can't possibly translate that little mutual insult session that you've just encountered, which is probably just as well as it doesn't sound like particularly savoury repartee. However, it appears that the Stoker is ridiculing Batptomaine for being a carnivore, Batptomaine responds by belittling the Stoker's facepaint and the Stoker replies by accusing Batptomaine of exposing him to something indeterminate, leading to the outbreak of hostilities and interpersonal conflict. Batptomaine ran for three seasons on the Notional Broadcasting Service, one of RUSSIA's three networks and along the way the character was joined by Rueben, his sidekick, Batarella, his female equivalent and supervillains like the aforementioned Stoker, the Fiddler, Lattewoman, ad nauseum.]