Post by redsycorax on Nov 17, 2020 0:14:11 GMT
On Earth-2011, Superman's life took a bizarre turn following the materialisation of his supposedly dead father, Jor-El, and... well, things just got weird...
Superman was flummoxed by the abrupt appearance of Jor-El, his Kryptonian birthfather in the cavern above him- because Jor-El had also grown to twelve feet in height and was frowning down at his costumed offspring- never mind that he was supposed to be quarreling with Green Lantern over superheroic demarcation disputes. In a thundering voice, Jor-El said sternly:
"Bad naughty Kal-El!!! You probably thought that I was killed when Krypton was destroyed, didn't you?"
"Well, actually, I saw you and mother in a spacecraft when I was Superboy, and you couldn't be revived due to terminal Kryptonite radiation poisoning, but let's ignore that continuity error."
"Silence! I've been spying on you for many years and let me tell you how bitterly disappointed I am. You could have been a scientist, but instead you frolic around with puny humans in lurid blue and red circus outfits. And what's this kinky xenophile relationship you've got into with this Lane woman? Well, I've had enough!"
"I'm sorry, father."
"You say you're sorry, but you're not! Even given the fact that I'm the representative of an advanced alien civilisation, I will now inexplicably regress to primitive Terran child rearing techniques that our culture eradicated and repudiated millennia ago and redden your rearend, Kal-El!!! It's high time that I punished you!!!"
I've often wondered if my father would have approved of me. I didn't know that he was into adult male same-sex spanking until now, though. I wonder if my mother Lara knew?
The next thing Superman knew, he was bent over the left knee of Jor-El, who had grown to thirty-six feet in height and was preparing to bring down his stern Kryptonian hand of discipline on the butt of steel. Impulsively, Superman gasped:
"Spank me, Daddy! I deserve it!!!"
Later, Superman and Green Lantern discovered that it was all a ruse by Felix Faust, because apparently he was into that sort of thing for no real discernable reason. In response to his throbbing posterior, Superman thought:
I should have understood that getting spanked by Jor-El and his stern hand of discipline was my secret fantasy about what would happen if he were still alive. My bottom has been spanked... but I suppose I should feel strangely fulfilled at that scene for some quite strange reason! But I don't. I want more, more, more! Hmm. I wonder why Wonder Woman's looking at me so strangely and why she just licked her lips? Is she having a William Marston flashback moment?
Superman was flummoxed by the abrupt appearance of Jor-El, his Kryptonian birthfather in the cavern above him- because Jor-El had also grown to twelve feet in height and was frowning down at his costumed offspring- never mind that he was supposed to be quarreling with Green Lantern over superheroic demarcation disputes. In a thundering voice, Jor-El said sternly:
"Bad naughty Kal-El!!! You probably thought that I was killed when Krypton was destroyed, didn't you?"
"Well, actually, I saw you and mother in a spacecraft when I was Superboy, and you couldn't be revived due to terminal Kryptonite radiation poisoning, but let's ignore that continuity error."
"Silence! I've been spying on you for many years and let me tell you how bitterly disappointed I am. You could have been a scientist, but instead you frolic around with puny humans in lurid blue and red circus outfits. And what's this kinky xenophile relationship you've got into with this Lane woman? Well, I've had enough!"
"I'm sorry, father."
"You say you're sorry, but you're not! Even given the fact that I'm the representative of an advanced alien civilisation, I will now inexplicably regress to primitive Terran child rearing techniques that our culture eradicated and repudiated millennia ago and redden your rearend, Kal-El!!! It's high time that I punished you!!!"
I've often wondered if my father would have approved of me. I didn't know that he was into adult male same-sex spanking until now, though. I wonder if my mother Lara knew?
The next thing Superman knew, he was bent over the left knee of Jor-El, who had grown to thirty-six feet in height and was preparing to bring down his stern Kryptonian hand of discipline on the butt of steel. Impulsively, Superman gasped:
"Spank me, Daddy! I deserve it!!!"
Later, Superman and Green Lantern discovered that it was all a ruse by Felix Faust, because apparently he was into that sort of thing for no real discernable reason. In response to his throbbing posterior, Superman thought:
I should have understood that getting spanked by Jor-El and his stern hand of discipline was my secret fantasy about what would happen if he were still alive. My bottom has been spanked... but I suppose I should feel strangely fulfilled at that scene for some quite strange reason! But I don't. I want more, more, more! Hmm. I wonder why Wonder Woman's looking at me so strangely and why she just licked her lips? Is she having a William Marston flashback moment?